This is the story
Of Dieter and Dale,
One is a hammer,
The other a nail!

Dieter goes Pound!
Dale he gets down’d!
It’s really quite simple
You’ve all heard the sound.

Dieter says POW!
Dale he says OW!!
Dieter says THWOP!
Dale he says STOP!

POW!
"OW!!"
THWOP!
"STOP!"
POW!
"OW!!"
THWOP!
"STOP!"
POW!
"OW!!"
THWOP!
"STOP!"
POW!
"OW!!"
THWOP!

That was the story
Of Dieter and Dale;
Dieter played hammer,
Dale played the nail!

Dieter’s moved on,
He’s feeling good!
Dale’s in a wall
Holding up wood!

the end!
 
©1999 Gary Turchin